1. Cop: Have you been drinking?
    2. Me: I been drankin'
    3. Cop: Surfbort
    4. Me: Surfbort
     
  1. (Source: chique-fil-a, via penis-hilton)

     
  2. (Source: meme-meme)

     
  3. gothscreenshots:

    Time can’t be replaced because it’s invisible.

    (via thisistheverge)

     
  4. The Artist is Present

    (Source: marinaabramopug, via harpias)

     
  5. (Source: alwaysliveagain, via harpias)

     
  6. (Source: crisdias)

     
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  8. squid-ichorous:

    debatable

    literally something a serpent with tiny claws and/or legs would say

    (Source: deluminator, via penis-hilton)

     
  9. (Source: operattack)